1. BEST OF WOLFPUPY

    (Source: pyrodynamo)

  2. jingle-jangle-motherfucker:

thatkenziegirl:

Imagine walking along in the middle of a crowded city, with your headphones on. You glance down to change the music and when you look back up you see him walking right towards you. When he passes you he grabs your upper arm, turning you so that you’re walking along side him.
"Hello. Just keep walking, don’t look alarmed. I’m the Doctor, and I need your help."

Screaming.

    jingle-jangle-motherfucker:

    thatkenziegirl:

    Imagine walking along in the middle of a crowded city, with your headphones on. You glance down to change the music and when you look back up you see him walking right towards you. When he passes you he grabs your upper arm, turning you so that you’re walking along side him.

    "Hello. Just keep walking, don’t look alarmed. I’m the Doctor, and I need your help."

    Screaming.

    (Source: rosetylear)

  3. nakedspirits:

    casualcissexism:

    ok but now draw the other eye

    THE REALEST SHIT

    (Source: gaksdesigns)

  4. angry-beibers:

    youcoulddobetterthanme:

    fuck-you-im-australian:

    nointerrruption:

    bagmilk:

    yea but why does that thing happen to your dick when you put your finger in your belly button

    WHAT HAPPENS

    congraduations, you successfully confused thousands of women on tumblr

    WHAT IS THE THING?

    image

    image

    there you have it kids

    (Source: heteroh)

  5. (Source: pondragon)

  6. delicatemotion:

    randomstuff134:

    sodamnrelatable:

    take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

    image

    some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

    This gave me anxiety

  7. guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

    guo-jia:

    stunningpicture:

    After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

    THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

  8. catsareassholes:

    acerb1a:

    Toffee was mad that he couldn’t fit in the kitten house so he squished it

    the second cat looking at the camera like “do you see this bullshit?”

  9. I meana desktop app that at least notifies you about actvity or something taht i can write to m blog directly from it? 

  10. lepetitdragon:

tenaciousbee:

destroyer:





WHAT’S GOIN’ ON!



Everyone else can go home

OMFG

omg lol

best cosplay of all time

I love that the cheekbones are drawn on her face.

    lepetitdragon:

    tenaciousbee:

    destroyer:

    WHAT’S GOIN’ ON!

    image

    Everyone else can go home

    OMFG

    omg lol

    best cosplay of all time

    I love that the cheekbones are drawn on her face.

    (Source: geekingabout)

  11. namsteh:

    raidensexual:

    murrlin:

    I JUST CANT FUCKING STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE THIS WAS PLAYING WHEN I SAW THIS GIF AND.

    i

    this fucking website

  12. thetrickstergoddess:

gildatheplant:

bornagainpresidency:

kittensandkink:

weedandpatchouli:


My local humane society posts pictures of new adoptions. This one makes me so happy.

i love this photo so much

I’m sorry but no. Fuck all of you who like this. This man is going to die before the cat does and when that happens, the cat will more than likely go back to a shelter. This guy is a shitty person for adopting an animal that he know will outlive him. I know y’all wanna think it’s cute that this old guy has a kitten but no. It’s not cute. It’s reckless and irresponsible.

* assumes he’s old enough to have death that close
* assuming he doesn’t have a spouse that would outlive him.
* assumes he won’t care enough to make sure family or friends will look after the cat if he dies.
* assumes the cat would be adopted by someone else ‘more deserving’ and not left in a shelter or euthanized.
Anyone adopting an animal could get hit by a city bus tomorrow and die. You’re the asshole for saying he doesn’t deserve a pet (which could greatly improve the quality of his life potentially) because you think he won’t be considerate enough to make plans for it if he were to die.

I’m so angry about the cruel, ageist, vicious and presumptuous comment here. How dare anyone accuse an elderly person of being “shitty” for adopting a pet. You speak about the elderly as if they aren’t even people. 
I sincerely wish all the best for this sweet man and his new kitty.

I HOPE THIS MAN AND HIS KITTEN FUCKING OUTLIVE THAT SHIT TALKING TIT

    thetrickstergoddess:

    gildatheplant:

    bornagainpresidency:

    kittensandkink:

    weedandpatchouli:

    My local humane society posts pictures of new adoptions. This one makes me so happy.

    i love this photo so much

    I’m sorry but no. Fuck all of you who like this. This man is going to die before the cat does and when that happens, the cat will more than likely go back to a shelter. This guy is a shitty person for adopting an animal that he know will outlive him. I know y’all wanna think it’s cute that this old guy has a kitten but no. It’s not cute. It’s reckless and irresponsible.

    * assumes he’s old enough to have death that close

    * assuming he doesn’t have a spouse that would outlive him.

    * assumes he won’t care enough to make sure family or friends will look after the cat if he dies.

    * assumes the cat would be adopted by someone else ‘more deserving’ and not left in a shelter or euthanized.

    Anyone adopting an animal could get hit by a city bus tomorrow and die. You’re the asshole for saying he doesn’t deserve a pet (which could greatly improve the quality of his life potentially) because you think he won’t be considerate enough to make plans for it if he were to die.

    I’m so angry about the cruel, ageist, vicious and presumptuous comment here. How dare anyone accuse an elderly person of being “shitty” for adopting a pet. You speak about the elderly as if they aren’t even people. 

    I sincerely wish all the best for this sweet man and his new kitty.

    I HOPE THIS MAN AND HIS KITTEN FUCKING OUTLIVE THAT SHIT TALKING TIT

    (Source: ohsanctuary)

  13. bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

    bogmoth:

    I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

  14. abakkus:

polterpastry:

indigirl94:

catbountry:

rooshoes:

This is a photo of an African-American burn victim who lost the pigmentation in his left arm after suffering second-degree burns following an apartment fire.  
Around 10-15% of dark-skinned burn victims who receive skin grafts will never fully recover their complexion.

So beautiful.

uhh, sorry to tell you guys this, but this isn’t a picture of a burn victim, it’s a picture of a horse dildo from Bad Dragon.com XD look for yourself if you don’t believe me

THIS IS A HORSE DILDO.

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING IMVE SEEN ALL DAY

    abakkus:

    polterpastry:

    indigirl94:

    catbountry:

    rooshoes:

    This is a photo of an African-American burn victim who lost the pigmentation in his left arm after suffering second-degree burns following an apartment fire.  

    Around 10-15% of dark-skinned burn victims who receive skin grafts will never fully recover their complexion.

    So beautiful.

    uhh, sorry to tell you guys this, but this isn’t a picture of a burn victim, it’s a picture of a horse dildo from Bad Dragon.com XD look for yourself if you don’t believe me

    THIS IS A HORSE DILDO.

    THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING IMVE SEEN ALL DAY

  15. drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

    drinkmasturbatecry:

    razzledazzy:

    netforce0:

    descartes-and-thosecartes:

    sensorydeprivationprincess:

    turboslime:

    Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

    Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

    There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

    But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

    High five, America!

    oh my god

    bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

    image

    im crying

    OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

    "bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

    10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.